Ya know what, I’m gonna share a dream I had just a couple days ago. I think you guys may get a chuckle out of it.

Here’s how I described to a friend over texts:

This probably won’t make much sense, but it did in the dream

So I was a member of some revolutionary group and we needed to overthrow the system, but I think we either didn’t have quite the resources or just wanted someone else to take the blame for it

There was another group, some right-wing nuts, and we wanted them to take the fall for it. But they also weren’t too dumb overall, just a few people completely nutty

Well, I loosely infiltrated the group and hatched this plan. I would start writing some completely stupid right-wing manifesto, really just loud nonsense, and purposely not finish it. The last page would be something like “and you will see I was right once they come for me” or so, that would be left unfinished, and I’d leave the document on a computer where someone would find it

And then we arranged for me to loudly get “arrested” while writing that, so it would attract the attention of the most braindead members of their group and they’d find what I was writing and go like “omg he was so right” and they’d go and convice the others to overthrow the government 😅

And yea it worked, everything blew up. I don’t know how my brain comes up with these scenarios.