Urinal Rule

If a bro walks into a bathroom said bro must take the furthest urinal away from the bro already in there. If urinal 1 and 6 are taken, the bro must use urinal 3.If urinal 1,3 and 6 are taken a bro must wait or MAN UP and use a cubical.

A bro WILL NOT under any circumstances speak to a fellow bro in the urinal.A bro WILL NOT look at another bro using the urinal.

  • CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world
    3·
    4 hours ago

    Nah, if it’s an emergency I’m standing next to you. If you don’t want to see my dick, don’t look. Most urinals I’ve seen lately has privacy walls anyway.

    I agree with Vader, but not OPs rule about waiting if there are two free urinals

    • MajorHavoc@programming.dev
      2·
      3 hours ago

      Lol. Yeah. If there’s free urinals, I’m gonna take a piss.

      If there’s no free urinals, it’s tradition in my country to all take two steps back and share each urinal among three users.

      Okay. It’s not, but it should be.

      Relief from needing to pee should be a fundamental human right, held more dearly than our squeemishness about each other’s genitals.

  • jayk@lemmy.caEnglish
    19·
    17 hours ago

    I did not read the “Earlier” and assumed that this stormtrooper found a new kink

    • FiveMacs@lemmy.ca
      61·
      15 hours ago

      Right? Kind of a crappy way to show the comic. Bottom two should be above and remove earlier. There is nothing that is added by the way it’s currently formatted and causes confusion for no gain

  • TheKMAP@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
    63·
    16 hours ago

    That’s definitely not the rule. I’m not taking the kid-height urinal just cuz it’s the furthest one.

    • MajorHavoc@programming.dev
      1·
      3 hours ago

      Yeah. We’re not all long distance sharp shooters. I’ll pee in one that fits my size before I pee around one that doesn’t. Lol.