• Snapz@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    How to say it delicately… Many conservative/religious men really, truly want to just impale their throats on lady dick, but they are indoctrinated from birth to believe that a zombie from space (who they agree watches them shower and have sex) will be mad at them if they do what makes them happy. So to distract themselves from that always burning urge to ravenously aspirate dong nog, they performatively hate things as a hobby to pass the time until they die - profoundly alone and completely unhappy (see Lindsey Graham)

    And then the conservative women are taught that they are stupid, useless furniture pieces there to look pretty and parrot - not capable of an opinion outside of the one provided by their husband or father.

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      4 days ago

      🤣🤣

      This is so on the nose, I love it.

      As a male who quite enjoys having said orface impaled by (lady) dick. These folks need to start enjoying life instead of hating it and dragging everyone else down with them.

      Ravenously asperate dong nog

      Brother, your killing me here, this is epic.

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        3 days ago

        We all see you. Isn’t enough praying in the world to make that fire in you burn out…

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      I can’t blame the attraction, but for real it’s sad they hold back the world bc of their need to categorize the world according to sky daddy. What’s worse is the women who support the indoctrination, I really hoped my sister would “see the light” as an adult but she’s following the zombie’s footsteps as prescribed.