There’d definitely be a Barbie movie, it’s just that all of the other girls in the Barbie movie would also be blond. And at one point a random Eastern-European-looking girl would die in some sort of Barbiemobile hit-and-run while Barbie and Ken giggled about it.
Would there even be an Oppenheimer movie in the new timeline?
And without Oppenheimer we’d never have Barbie!
:(
But we’ll always have Margot in our hearts!
:)
Wait wait, I should have said:
We’ll always have Margot in our hearts, even if Hitler was alive!
I feel pretty Aladeen about this.
There’d definitely be a Barbie movie, it’s just that all of the other girls in the Barbie movie would also be blond. And at one point a random Eastern-European-looking girl would die in some sort of Barbiemobile hit-and-run while Barbie and Ken giggled about it.