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An adult duck wearing a t shirt with a carved pumpkin on it, and their offspring wearing a batman costume, are at a party. The child says: “dad, look! that little boy’s wearing a princess costume!”, the dad replies “seriously?”
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Dad duck raises an eyebrow: “somebody ought to say something to that kid’s parents!”
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Dad duck speaking to a blue duck: “hey, is that your son in the dress and heels?” blue duck replies: “yup.”
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The ducks smile and high five. Dad duck says: “nice parenting! your kid rocks!” and blue duck replies: “thanks! isn’t he awesome?!”
Credit: Brian Gordon
There is no excuse for coming naked to a kids Halloween party
His feathers cover him up well enough.
So does my skin
Does it really, or would the bits be exposed if you were completely nude? Feather cover is thicker and covers that stuff up very well, and also provides warmth, so it’s almost if not as good as clothing.
Also the other guy is only wearing a t-shirt so it’s not like covering up the bits down below is a real concern there.
He’s not naked, he’s wearing glasses
What if you’re a pervert? That’s a pretty decent excuse.