KREE!!! THESE ARE THE JAFFA FROM CHULAK WHO DIED TODAY. THE BLOOD IS STILL FRESH.
KREE APOPHISI, YOU HASSHAK SHOL’VA! THESE ARE SOMEONE’S KAL’MA AND SOMEONE’S SIM’KA.
AND THOSE WHO ARE NOT GIVING US ZAT’NIK’TELS WILL BE IN NETU MUNCHING ON THEIR OWN PRIM’TA!
WE HAVE 70% SHORTAGE OF MA’TOK STAFF WEAPONS.
APOPHIS! SHOL’VA!!! WHERE ARE THE FUCKING ZAT’NIK’TELS? WHERE ARE THE MA’TOK???
oh no don’t gives Russia Zat’, that’s weapon is Putin dreams because the 3rd shoot makes corpses disappear.
“we are so strong that we have lost no one in the Super Mediocre Operation in Ukraine” Putin after having Zat’Nik’Tels
Instead of falling out of windows, all of his oligarchs would just vanish.
Nah, they want people to see the bodies, know what actually happened, and be afraid.
Give him some from a later season, when they forgot all about that.
Man… imagine if Stargate had Russians in it.
We’d probably have to share a gate or something. /s
And how about some tacluchnatagamuntoron too!
Is that what someone becomes when he Ascends?
well russians oligarch don’t Ascend but Descend. It’s their own technique and you need a window for it to works but it’s very effective in turning you into a soup and pur energy :)
That’s Daniel Jackson in the foreground, right?
I think this screenshot’s from The Changeling, which would mean, no.