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minus-squareNotyou@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up93·10 hours agoSome guy came up to me when I first joined the military and told me “hey I got your name tattooed on my ass. Don’t believe me?” Sure enough there was “YOUR NAME” tattooed on his ass check. I’m pretty sure he just liked showing people his ass.
minus-squareN0body@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 hours agoI’m thinking that’s a combination of a lost bet and some cleverness.
minus-squarecaptainlezbian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·38 minutes agoEither it’s just a thing round here or that person is my childhood friend’s cousin. Their grandma wasn’t happy about getting got
minus-squarebricklove@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·7 hours agoIt has to be if your name is on it
minus-squareTheFriar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 hours agoBecause your name is such dogshit that it makes everything around it nicer by comparison
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·25 minutes agoSometimes, you put your name on the best ass you can get even if it’s not the best ass to put your name on.
minus-squareNotyou@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·6 hours agoIt wasn’t plump, like how I prefer but I could see why some people would think his ass was nice. Being fit and young and all that.
Some guy came up to me when I first joined the military and told me “hey I got your name tattooed on my ass. Don’t believe me?”
Sure enough there was “YOUR NAME” tattooed on his ass check. I’m pretty sure he just liked showing people his ass.
I’m thinking that’s a combination of a lost bet and some cleverness.
Either it’s just a thing round here or that person is my childhood friend’s cousin. Their grandma wasn’t happy about getting got
Was it a nice ass at least?
It has to be if your name is on it
Because your name is such dogshit that it makes everything around it nicer by comparison
Sometimes, you put your name on the best ass you can get even if it’s not the best ass to put your name on.
It wasn’t plump, like how I prefer but I could see why some people would think his ass was nice. Being fit and young and all that.