“Everyones autistic now”
Translation
“Ive met an autistic person in the past few years and dont like it”
It’s not even that, it’s that they now have to acknowledge that person as autistic instead of just othering them for their social ineptitude.
Ah yes, autism makes you an infallible machine with an atomic clock and pneumatic rocket fist action!
bro I wish autism helped me keep on schedule
You’re not a schedule autistic you’re a chaos autistic.
You are welcome to finger paints and other crafts in the lobby. But please do not come back in to the office while we’re scheduling things in here.
Not to be a lugubrious lemming, but those things are due to capitalism, not neurodivergence. (If we’re blaming mental conditions, it’s more likely to be sociopathy.)
I think the joke is if there were more autistic people in charge of those things, the accidents wouldn’t happen
Fuck.
Thank you for being kind to me in the face of so obviously not getting the joke.
Idk man my wife is on the spectrum and has maybe been on time for like one thing (of her own volition) in the last few years.
She isn’t high enough on the spectrum to have gained the superpowers. Get her at least 20 COVID boosters and she will get the option to spec her class and will be casting spells in no time.
I don’t know if it’s ADHD, autism, a combination of both, or something else entirely, but I have very specific routes when driving. For instance, most of my drives in town are to the grocery store. I take the same route every time without fail. If I am taking certain turns, I am going to the grocery store.
Sometimes, my wife will need to visit the crafts store nearby. It’s a very similar route, except for one specific turn that I skip. We will get in the car, and she will have to remind me 9 times out of 10 to not take the specific turn that goes to the grocery store. Because the routine is that if I take turns A, B, and C, then turn D to the grocery is what naturally follows. It’s not because I’ve forgotten we’re going to the crafts store (though I probably have). It’s because if I’ve taken these specific turns, I must be driving to the grocery store.
It’s almost muscle memory at this stage. She’ll see my pinky reach for the turn signal and holler DON’T. And yes, it has to be loud and abrupt because if not, odds are I won’t process it in time and we will be driving to the grocery store.
Maybe this is me being unaware of my own divergence, but that sounds pretty normal. We’re attached to pattern as humans, and driving is one of those things you do subconsciously (or at least it’s on the back burner in terms of direct focus) after a while. Makes sense you would conflate two super similar routes when you are essentially operating off muscle memory
