Chicken Curry
Cicken Churry?
Truit Farts
Cum Rake
No one asked about your mother.
There’s a Blue Milk joke in there somewhere…
I… I uh… Anyone have her number?
Just hit redial on the phone in your motel room.
Lmao that’s a great line, love it
Streef Boganoff
This is just a Bulgarian name.
Bounty hunter
I hope they name all of the clones “Boyardees”. They’re technically just canned versions of the original.
Ok that one is hilarious
Pello Judding
Nape Gruts
Toft Saco
Paggis Hakora
Peak Stie
Beese Churger.
From r/sbubby way back when. “A funcking beesechurger for monch.”
Treet Stacos
Saco Talad
Tai Chea
Bothered Smurrito
Mry Dartini
St-Bone Teak
Steef Broganoff
Panilla Vudding
Cocolate Chake
Tinnamon Coast
Sup Broganoff
You know how every bad dude in cheesy 80s movies was named Chet or Trent?
Yup. Steef is now the universal dickhead name in cinema moving forward.
“hey babe let’s go to make out point” “No Steef! Only hussies do that!”
I really like Mry Dartini.
Tai Chea
Tai Chea
“Tai Chea!? Tai Chea!? Tai beans Chea, mro!”
Teet Stracos I think. Which might be one of Luke’s buddies on that island…
Always nice to find fellow Spoonerism enjoyers in the wild.
geez… this is something my brain just does. They’re like earworms where my brain gets stuck in a loop or something. Drives me bonkers sometimes. And it’s not just swapping initial sounds. It could be swapping internal vowel sounds or ending syllables. It’s how Bradley Cooper has forever became Boodley Crapper in my fucked-up noggin…
I, too, have the iterative compulsion, friend. The upside is the complete lack of writer’s block, right?
right
sweats nervously
Yeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh… Riiiiighhhht
Same here. I started doing it as a silly thing to tease/bug my girlfriend but now it’s become a permanent part of my personality. I will now only say “jadies and lentlemen”, and I did it so frequently that she says it too.
I’m not the only one! I drive people crazy in conversations because they’ll be talking to me, and instead of keeping the conversation going I just repeat back what they say as spoonerisms. Also, backwards speak. When my brother and I were little we would be bored lying in bed unable to sleep so we would have conversations saying every word backwards and then try to figure out what the other was saying. We got pretty good at it to the point that my brain processes a lot of what people say backwards and forwards. I’m not as quick about it as I used to be, though.
Durkey Tinner
Leet Moaf
Chotato Pip
Rizza Poll
Dark Moaf sounds badass
There’s a literal character already named Shu Mai.
psst, dont tell people how JKR names their ethnic characters
You mean like cho Chang and Padma Patel?
Or Kingsley Shacklebolt?
I like Indian food:
- Chasala Mai (Is that cheating because I switched the starting sounds, not a single letter?)
- Pag Saneer
- Mikka Tasala
i think switching phonetics is more in keeping with the spirit of the joke than switching spellings
Vamb Lindaloo
Now I’m starting to think every Star Wars name actually was created using this method and south-Asian food…
If you were completely ignorant of the existence of Indian food those would still work.
Chac’n’Meese
Beanut Putter
Sootlong Fub
Cot Hoffee
This one’s either a planet or a creature someone has to habitate.
Wasn’t Dot Hog an 80s contemporary of Ron Jeremy?
I thought she was Boss’s wife down there in Hazzard County, no?