For me, it’s corn on the cob.
Doesn’t matter what they are eating. Their mouth is open and they are mouth breathing as they chew.
Make it garlic then, just to be sure
My stepdad would eat bananas with his mouth wide open as he chewed. And he’d chew each bite for a solid minute before swallowing. Even though it’s a banana and you can literally just mash it agains the roof of your mouth with your tongue. He would do this as he was driving, so I think he’d just get distracted and forget that he was still chewing food. But it made every ride to school in the morning an absolute living hell.
So I’m gonna go with bananas.
Were you a terrible kid? Sounds super passive aggressive (and kind of hilarious)
Nah he’s just always had no self awareness when it comes to the noises he makes. Lots of loud chewing while you’re trying to eat, grunting and snorting in the middle of a conversation, full-volume “whispering” in movie theaters, etc. He’s not even hard of hearing or anything (dude hears like a bat, honestly), he’s just a very loud guy lmao
The food doesn’t matter if the person eating is my dad. He makes loud nasty noises no matter what he is eating. Once he is done eating the noise continues for 10 minutes because he is cleaning his teeth with his tongue.
I think if I am already being tortured I couldn’t care less about the sound of someone else eating.
Their words.
My wife.
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Deez nuts
We have a winner.
Torture? My genitals and not in a fun way.
Ranch Corn Nuts
Other than flavor, how are ranch corn nuts different from regular corn nuts?
Smell. 🤢
Theyre delicious in your mouth, but in someone else’s they fucking reek.
nuclear samyang buldak (spicy noodles).
they have to eat it japanese style where they have to slurp. i think the sounds would be too tempting asmr.
Peanuts
Bananas.