And not a monkey’s paw moment.
It’s really a shame that we have a state in my country named Ohio, but not one named Obyeo. So that would be my wish. For my country to have an Obyeo.
Ohio: everyone leaves
Obyeo: everyone stays
Ohio: fly over Obyeo: tunnel under
Well now my wish is redundant, so… I dunno, a nice meal first?
Yes, for a peaceful world free of war, famine, and disease.
I’d wish for all present and future humans to have much greater empathy. I think a lack of empathy is at the root of most major problems. I would happily die to fix that.
Everyone from this point forward gets to live a life at least as comfortable mine is now and humanty makes it to spread across the stars
Oh fuck yeah, spread it
That humanity never existed and will never exist.
Zuckerberg lookin around like…. Where the fuck did everyone go?!?!
Ahh, but then your wish would never happen, because you wouldn’t be around to wish it in the first place.
Damn, fuck
And not a monkey’s paw moment.
Btw this would be a good monkey’s paw question
!monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyzUniversal healthcare in the United States.
Just the United States? Why would you limit it like that?
Sorry I assume everyone else has it.
Complete inversion of entropy
I’d wish for humanity to transcend our physical form and live in a virtual world as gods.
A meteorite to reset it all
OK Majora/Jenova settle down
It’s my wish
Me from roughly 5 years ago gets his dreams fulfilled
I wish I knew what to wish for.
Your wish is your own death, now you know. Self fulfilling.
A most ironic end to an emotionally numb life.
Immortality
Don’t know if that would work as the payment is your life. You wouldn’t be around to receive it. Interesting thought experiment
This could be a new method of becoming a lich.
Lich, I said what I said
I’d rather be immortal than dead
Workaround: wish to be reincarnated as an immortal.
It basically describes the idea of a digital replicant though. Your body dies but you’d have a perfect copy of your consciousness to continue on without mortal constraints.
How can you be immortal if you are already dead . In any case, you will become a zombie. Sounds familiar …
Immortality
Immortality seems like a good idea, but there’s going to be a LONG time from when the last living thing dies out to the heat death of the universe where you’ll finally join non-existance. EONs of nothing to do likely floating in a vacuum or being trapped on all sides by rock/debris. No thanks.
“Longer than you think, Dad!”
Be careful how you jaunt.
/mind blown
Free quality healthcare worldwide. If i take two people with me, can i also have a cure for Alzheimer’s/dementia and affordable food that meets minimum daily requirements.
Healthcare was my initial thought too. Especially in the US it’s used way too much as a bargaining chip/greed center. Yeah I’ll just stop living.
I’d volunteer just for those other 2 things.
Headlines a short time later…
“GOP Proposes Banning Sacrificial Death Miracles”
AP News - Decrying the seemingly miraculous events of last week as “blatant socialism” and, rather ironically, “part of the woke agenda”, house Republicans have introduced a bill that would make sacrificing ones life altruistically a felony. When asked how they planned to prosecute the rotting corpse of the accused were the bill to pass, House Speaker Mike Johnson acknowledged the steep uphill battle, stating, “we will leave no gravestone unturned when it comes preventing ordinary Americans from having God-like benevolence and generosity forced upon them against their will.”
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