Welp my vagina just broke out in hives, so thanks for that.

Winced at this like the men do when they see someone else kicked in the groin.

And the best part is it’s edible!!! :D

I once went to the bathroom and had to dump my menstrual cup, then after reinserting realized I hadn’t washed my hands well enough after chopping jalapenos.

I’m gonna guess it’s about the same experience.

All these women know now how to do now is twerk, be bisexual, tampon hot chip, and lie.

Alex Borstein was once asked if there were any jokes that didn’t make it to air on Family Guy and she replied that she had pushed for “Tampax Ice” but it wasn’t accepted

I love a little spice with my meal

I want after eight mint flavoured ones.

fucking ouch