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Nanachi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

*piss hole

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*piss hole

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Nanachi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • RealNooshie@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    You guys don’t drink your own piss?

    • Butter_ninja101@lemmy.world
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      No you sick Fuck if i drank my piss what would the dog drink ,he’s gonna get thirsty

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        Luckily my dog doesn’t need to drink, actually. He’s so quiet and still all the time, every day!

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          Bad news dude, I think your dog might be a cat

          • Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world
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            Or dead.

            • Aceticon@lemmy.world
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              1 year ago

              Or a statue of a dog.

          • plain_and_simply@feddit.uk
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            There is no dog. He calls his alter ego “dog”.

      • LoudWaterHombre@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      • son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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        He doesn’t drink his own piss?

    • Brudder Aaron@lemmy.world
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      Only if I have my handy dead snake to use as a waterskin.

    • son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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      I know, right? If we weren’t supposed to drink our own piss then why does it look like lemonade?

      • MrJ2k@lemmy.world
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        The trouble is, everybody’s piss looks like lemonade.

        So what I’m asking is, would you mind filling this bottle?

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