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CDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 months ago

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CDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • Jumuta@sh.itjust.works
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    supersonic bald eagles

    • Buelldozer@lemmy.today
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      Could be Hypersonic bald eagles if they put the impersonation system on those new MAKO missiles!

    • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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      Ah, the majestic space duck.

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    Freedom sounds intensify

    • laranis@lemmy.zip
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      Spotify on the EFD is a nice touch.

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    3000? We only have 630 and plans for 2500.

    • nuke@sh.itjust.worksM
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      3000 Black Jets of Allah

      It’s a classic NCD joke

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      Why do you think the EW-System can only pretend to be a single bird? They’ve got a dozen VMs running on each plane!

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    I don’t get it

    • Revonult@lemmy.world
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      The F-35 is a stealth aircraft with a radar cross section of a large bird. The joke is the F-35 pilot is “selecting” what large bird their cross-section resembles and represents America.

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        Should’ve gone with the Andean Condor for opsec

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