alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 4 months agoMalware As A Servicesh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square96fedilinkarrow-up11.29Karrow-down18
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minus-squareLogh@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up140·4 months agoFunny how CrowdStrike already sounds like some malware’s name.
minus-squaredmention7@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up76·4 months agoIt literally sounds like a DDoS!
minus-squareSkyNTP@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up23arrow-down1·4 months agoNot too surprising if the people making malware, and the people making the security software are basically the same people, just with slightly different business models.
minus-squareExcrubulent@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-24 months agoReminds me of the tyre store that spreads tacks on the road 100m away from their store in the oncoming lanes. People get a flat, and oh what do you know! A tyre store! What a lucky coincidence.
minus-squareEylrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 months agoClassic protection racket. “Those are some nice files you’ve got there. It’d be a shame if anything happened to them…”
minus-squareJackbyDev@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoIt sounds like the name of a political protest group.
Funny how CrowdStrike already sounds like some malware’s name.
It literally sounds like a DDoS!
Botnet if you will
Not too surprising if the people making malware, and the people making the security software are basically the same people, just with slightly different business models.
Reminds me of the tyre store that spreads tacks on the road 100m away from their store in the oncoming lanes.
People get a flat, and oh what do you know! A tyre store! What a lucky coincidence.
Classic protection racket. “Those are some nice files you’ve got there. It’d be a shame if anything happened to them…”
It sounds like the name of a political protest group.