My theory is that chihuahuas are so on edge because they know something is wrong with them, and they know it’s our fault.

  • pastel_de_airfryer@lemmy.eco.br
    15·
    6 months ago

    I heard they are always trembling because they are too small to retain their body heat. And they are aggressive because everyone else is too big and scary.

    These poor dogs literally spend most of their lives cold and terrified.

    • MeatPilot@lemmy.worldEnglish
      5·
      6 months ago

      Please owner, I seek death. Release me from my torment and… Oh fuck is that the wind? barks uncontrollably

      • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
        4·
        6 months ago

        Apparently they can feel a horse trotting at a distance of over a mile with their footpads. They are probably driven nuts by cars

    • tacosplease@lemmy.world
      3·
      6 months ago

      They were bred as food for Aztec royalty and served like cornish game hens. Their ancestors are in their instincts telling them about us.

    • FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world
      1·
      6 months ago

      Add pugs who live and die choking for breath every minute, selective breeding is not always a good thing just cause it’s cute

      (Neither your chihuahuas or pugs are cute, no not even you in the pink outfit with money)