• CosmoNova@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    But how do you integrate a subscription fee into analog doors? You can‘t enshitify that!!

    • Toes♀@ani.social
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      6 months ago

      Oh that’s easy, just make it a one time release switch. You gotta replace the door battery after using it.

      • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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        6 months ago

        Door opener fluid. It’s a canister of fluid that you have to pump into the door to open it in an emergency. Then you get a replacement canister from the dealer for $150. I recently found out that that’s what passes for a “spare tire” anymore.

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          6 months ago

          They do they both for cost and for weight savings to try and hit CAFE standard while only selling oversized CUVs.

          Make small cars.

          We want them, they’re fun and better for everyone.

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      6 months ago

      The only subscription fee Tesla has is a $10 and you don’t need it to open the doors.

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        6 months ago

        I like how you were downvoted so heavily for posting correct information because there was a hint you weren’t shitting on Tesla hard enough.

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          6 months ago

          LOL it’s been hilarious to watch people imagine all these horrible things about Tesla since Musk outed himself.