So awkward, but come on it says right there on the package to wash those mushrooms or whatever it is… You’re not their mom but you don’t wanna eat feces or whatever ended up on the produce. A quick rinse is never going to be perfect but it’s better than nothing.
In the absence of legitimate suggestions, commiseration is welcome too 😉
“Do you mind if I wash these? I’m allergic to pesticides, even in trace amounts.”
No need to fabricate some lie, as that might backfire at some point.
“Hey I would be more comfortable if the vegetables were washed. Do you mind if I wash them?”
Or just offer to help and start washing them.
The important thing is to not make it about them, but about you. Most people don’t get offended when you make it all about yourself, and not them doing something wrong.
Stick a carrot up your ass and put it back in the bunch.
There are
sidesdudes so manly that when they go to the bathroom they thoroughly wash their hands before doing their business, but not afterwards.Now you know why the cold and the flu and now COVID will never go away.
I work with my hands so if my hands are covered in grease or dirt or whatever I wash my hands before taking a piss. I do wash my hands after as well.
You full well know we’re talking about the average guy in just your everyday average bathroom usage.
We’re not talking about edge cases.
There are some edge cases where you would never wash your hands - because you don’t have any, or wearing a pee bag (whatever they are called)…
There are some edge cases where you should just pee in your clothes - when you’re floating in the middle of the ocean all alone…
There are some edge cases where you always make someone else handle your business - when you’re in a coma…
There are some edge cases where you should hold your pee - someone has an example…
What other edge cases do you want to think up to prove absolutely nothing?
If you’re just peeing that makes a lot of sense.
You don’t wash your hands after peeing?
