• jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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    5 months ago

    Sales: "Can we do this?

    Dev: “No, we cannot.”

    Sales: “Uhhhh… But I already told the customer we could.”

    Dev: “That’s called lying. You lied to the customer.”

    Sales: “…So you’ll have it done next week?”

    Dev: “I’m going to need at least three weeks.”

    Sales: “…But I already told the customer two weeks.”

    Dev: Sigh