“White Lightning” that’s what the darkies used to call me. Proudest moment of my life. I was the fastest person on the team: White or Black and let me tell you - those (n-slur) can run.
My POS FIL who tells this story every single time he gets drunk which is to say every holiday.
And that local drunk would’ve went pro if it weren’t for his bum knee.
Or impregnating with a woman with big red hair
I threw four touchdowns in a single game
Are you Red Squeezebuzzer?!
How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?