Final Fantas - people fighting over the last cans of Fanta in the world.
Chrono Tigger - the adventures of Tigger travelling to Christopher Robin’s adulthood.
Secret of Man - NSFW
Husbando had a lot of fun thinking about this:
- Ears of the Kingdom: The adventures of the ENT of Hyrule
- Tar Craft: A citybuilder focused on traffic management
- Ann 1800: Bridgerton - The Game
- Resident Vil: The sims set in Racoon City
- The IMs: The Sims, but text-based
- Okemon: A Jamaican-themed friendship simulator
- Spider Ma: An RPG centered around Miles Morales’ mom
- Itcher 3 Wild Hunt: A popping simulator
- Goof War: Just a boy goofing around
- Oom: Out of mana
These are pure gold.
Slent Hill - game about a quaint village in Scotland
Minecrat - game about aristocrat miners
The Sms - game about texting people
Bishock - game about bi panic (my kind of game lol)
Resident Eil - game about homebody eels who cant spell
Silent ill - have covid without telling anyone
Petty Princess Party - instead of decorating rooms you snark about how gaudy everything is
Okémon. Not as good as Pokémon, but it’s fine I guess.
Mario Art - it’s just Mario Paint.
Hearts of Ion - very complicated particle physics simulator.
Imworld - you can trigger challenges at your will.Ike, a Dragon - Ike becomes ostracized and has to come to terms what being a dragon truly means.
(Alright I’m pushing the rules by adding comma)
Slay the Sire: eat the rich!
Untitled Goos Game - What’s that goo? Do you really want to know? Well you’re gonna find out, and several others as well.
OOM: Who knows what the gameplay is like, it crashes as soon as you open it.
Hostbusters.
It’s kind of like ‘Hackers’
I have no Mouth and I must Cream
… I don’t want to talk about it
That made me come up with the friendlier option:
I Have No Moth and I Must ScreamPoor guy just wants a moth.
Alone in the ark. A horror game where you accidentally step aboard the wrong ark and you have to survive against gods rejected beasts.
So basically Ark Survival Evolved 😂
Octopat Traveler. A pixel art RPG where you level up by petting octopuses.
Metal Ear Solid. A lore heavy game about a man dealing with tinnitus.
Metal Gar Solid: The adventures of a tanky robotic fish
Meta Gear Solid – a game about the metal gear series
Metal Gear Sold - merchant game in the style of steampunk Stardew Valley
Kerbal Pace Program: a game about getting little green aliens to run marathons
Sellaris: a game about being a salesman
Jeb running a marathon would be hilarious.