My best (stupid) guess is weapons. US gov has a ton of weapons. Already sells tons of weapons. Now the prices will always remain stable. Other countries would love to know that 30 million usd would always be able to buy an f15. Other countries declaring war will increase the value of the USD, as buying weapons from us government will decrease amount of money in circulation.
Tiny dicks.
We already assume the shitty people have tiny dicks.
If tiny-dick-syndrome person wants money, they need to tell everyone how tiny their dick is.
If they want respect, they can waste their money on penis enlarging cream until they are poor with a tiny dick, or they could be a nice person.