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0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago

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Thank me later

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0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago
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    You’re gonna give the world a new STD. Use a rubber.

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      Mad Cock Disease.

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    Everything reminds me of her…

    • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      🤣🤣🤣… I laughed so hard, my wife thought I was having a seasure or something 🤣🤣🤣…

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    E-Coli on the dick

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    can you not

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    When your cuddling is it rude to fart on the big spoon?

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      Actually, it’s encouraged. Helps keep everyone warm

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        🥰

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    Mom is making hamburgers tonight with her special seasoning

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    ill pass on the disease, thanks

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      Double it and give it to the next person

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    The best Fleshlight is the Freshlight

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    Great success

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    Got to work it up first.

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    Checking in to say thank you.

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    Meat meet meat.

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