Alabama Republican U.S. Sen. Tommy Tuberville had a stark warning for the approximately 100 Utah GOP delegates who crowded into a Bluffdale warehouse to hear him speak on Friday afternoon: Malevolent supernatural forces are working to undermine America.
Well, as a Satanist myself, I’d like to reassure the Senator that we only allow those of legal adulthood to join and that we are not a cult as, unlike some religions I think we all know, we never ask for or expect any money, and we practice respect and tolerance as the core Pillars of our beliefs. Maybe the Senator is concerned that the religion he feels might be losing out cannot say the same things.