• Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz
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    8 months ago

    The difference is that if I forget to put the toilet seat down, she can fall in.

    Vs if she forgets to put the seat up, I just pee all over the toilet seat.

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      8 months ago

      I’ve never understood this… are people just blindly launching their butts at toilets? Are the lights off? Is alcohol involved?

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          8 months ago

          That makes sense. I guess I’m the opposite. I have a habit of scrutinizing every toilet I sit on because I don’t trust placing the delicate bits over random holes…