I really, really hate to say this, because it is itself a reflection of the ludicrous reality we’re living in, but I would almost put Santos more in the category of “bizarre performance art” than any kind of serious political threat.

I’m saying I would not have a hard time believing that he doesn’t really give a shit about the republican platform, or any political platform for that matter.

Even more succinctly, that asshole has been doing nothing more than auditioning for Dancing With The Stars this whole time.