TheGalacticVoid@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoTexas Dairy Queen workers were selling meth with soft serves, police saywww.usatoday.comexternal-linkmessage-square62fedilinkarrow-up1127arrow-down11
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minus-squareFuck spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down2·edit-21 year agoThis is pedantic but it annoys me every time I hear someone say it, let alone see it in writing: amphetamine can be plural; methamphetamine never is. Meth is an amphetamine, technically a substituted amphetamine, one of several such amphetamines.
minus-squareTheGalacticVoid@lemm.eeOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·1 year agoWould you like the Large MethDouble combo or just the meth?
minus-squareGladiusB@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoYou are articulating more like a shroom user
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoI’ll take 2 methamphetamine please
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoNo no, you misunderstand. I am trying get some narcotic. As one does.
minus-squareGodric@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·1 year agoThat’s what a narc would say! Pinky promise you ain’t a cop so I know you’re good?!?!?
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoIf I was a cop I would have to shoot tell you. I promise, we good. Now, are you going to sell said illicit drug for money?
minus-squareFuck spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoOkay but you’re probably going to want more.
minus-squareGodric@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·edit-21 year agoGoddammit I’ve been buying meth wrong all these years!
minus-squarePotatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-21 year agoSorry, what’s the action you want corrected? I don’t want to look like a idiot if I ever buy no no drugs.
minus-squareFuck spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoPlease trust me when I say that buying meth, if you never have, is dumber than anything I was talking about.
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoThat said, the fine folk distributing meth aren’t exactly the shiniest crystals in the batch.
This is pedantic but it annoys me every time I hear someone say it, let alone see it in writing: amphetamine can be plural; methamphetamine never is. Meth is an amphetamine, technically a substituted amphetamine, one of several such amphetamines.
I ll take one meth please
Would you like the Large MethDouble combo or just the meth?
You are articulating more like a shroom user
I’ll take 2 methamphetamine please
You some kinda narc?
No no, you misunderstand. I am trying get some narcotic. As one does.
That’s what a narc would say! Pinky promise you ain’t a cop so I know you’re good?!?!?
If I was a cop I would have to
shoottell you. I promise, we good. Now, are you going to sell said illicit drug for money?Okay but you’re probably going to want more.
Goddammit I’ve been buying meth wrong all these years!
Sorry, what’s the action you want corrected?
I don’t want to look like a idiot if I ever buy no no drugs.
Please trust me when I say that buying meth, if you never have, is dumber than anything I was talking about.
That said, the fine folk distributing meth aren’t exactly the shiniest crystals in the batch.