Urethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 个月前Oreos set to replace communion wafers.startrek.websiteimagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1199arrow-down110
arrow-up1189arrow-down1imageOreos set to replace communion wafers.startrek.websiteUrethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 个月前message-square16fedilink
minus-squaretacosanonymous@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·10 个月前You’re ready to let Jesus inside you.
minus-squareUrethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·10 个月前“Jesus is coming!” I damn well hope so. He’s been edging for 2,000 years.
minus-squarejabathekek@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·10 个月前The rapture is starting to smell very sticky.
minus-squareDa_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyilinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·10 个月前But it’s gonna feel… Incredible.
You’re ready to let Jesus inside you.
“Jesus is coming!”
I damn well hope so. He’s been edging for 2,000 years.
The rapture is starting to smell very sticky.
But it’s gonna feel… Incredible.