False. The correct way to sleep is on a 7-11 sausage roller on high speed. The heat lamp creates warmth which you normally substitute with a dangerous choking blanket, the high-speed spinning flings off your sweat to keep you cool using Bernoulli’s Principle instead of energy-hungry and dangerous fans or AC units, and the constant flow of vomit and other effluvia helps you maintain a healthy figure instead of ridiculously augmenting your life with the high-risk activity of “exercise.”
False. The correct way to sleep is on a 7-11 sausage roller on high speed. The heat lamp creates warmth which you normally substitute with a dangerous choking blanket, the high-speed spinning flings off your sweat to keep you cool using Bernoulli’s Principle instead of energy-hungry and dangerous fans or AC units, and the constant flow of vomit and other effluvia helps you maintain a healthy figure instead of ridiculously augmenting your life with the high-risk activity of “exercise.”