Op isn’t answering shit
Just like Linux
sh.itjust.works was having issues.
The irony
It works like shit
sh.itbarely.works
It really does 😂.
To be fair, it’s free, so I can’t complain 🤷… and it doesn’t happen often… like once every few hours…
I actually left that instance just because it was always having issues…
Weird. I’ve been on it for months and never had problems.
It had some problems at the beginning, when the big wave hit, now it’s kinda OK. Some lags here and there, but generally OK.
It used to have more problems, now it’s kinda stable. I have a bunch of other accounts, but I mainly use this one. I should probably switch to the others.
Once I noticed this instance name, I could not resist
Yeah, I was like “yep, that’s me” 😂.
Shit.just.wont.works.most.of.the.time.but.not.every.time
Exactly!
Return code 0 is good.
The community told me that using Arch would turn me into a cute femboy. It’s been a decade and I’m still as large and hairy as I was back then.
My question is who should I sue for this false advertisement?
Why is it that ever since upgrading Fedora I need to restart the pipewire daemon every time I plug/unplug headphones or else media freezes?
Because the sound goes through pipes and you need to let them rest, otherwise they might burst from the sound pressure.
Hmm… well that makes actually a lot of sense. Thanks!
Join me for my TempleOS AMA next week 👍.
Because you also need to install Trenchcoat for it to work
You forgot the Katana plugin.
Something similar is happening to me on Manjaro. Semms the newest pipewire update made it so it doesn’t auto-route devices to the main sound output anymore…
Have you checked the logs?
One thing that works for me on Pop OS is to switch audio device in the settings, it’s like the buffer gets filled up and switching device flushes it.
Should I dual boot?
Of course… what sane person doesn’t wear both boots 🤨.
People missing a leg
Yes, that will be the only exception I presume.
People missing two legs
That people does not boot, so they don’t count
YARRRR
The ones that wear one boot inside another. Only a single boot on each foot suffices.
I don’t recommend it, the more boots you use the heavier your computer will be. I’ve got mine down to half a boot and I’m working on getting it down to a quarter.
some clearly hasnt heard of a bootless system
lol 🤣🤣🤣, this one is better than my answer 🤣.
Was linux created by linus tech tips?
Yes… most probably.
Linux sex tips
No it was created by his good twin Linux tech tips
this weeks episode is why you should compile everything from source
Because… what sane person doesn’t…
Who waits for family reunion?
What does the GNU stands for in Linux?
Going to Nut in Unix
Correct
Chaos
What’s the cp command?
It does creepy pedo things on your files.
Except for PDF files, they’re kindred spirits.
Yes, they’re the only exception, though there are efforts to get them working with the cp command.
it sends your files directly to the communist party of china
What is “:() :;:”
An alias for “sudo shutdown now”
That is what happens when none of your alphabet keys on your keyboard are working, but you still wanna communicate online.
A text based Rorschach test. That one is clearly a mouse chasing a cat.
Try it in your terminal and come back here to tell us the results
An emoticon with a weird hat
which part is the face and which part is the hat?
Yep
Shut up, we don’t need no Cthulhu here.
A funny command that gives you free chocolate
Emergency breaks
What’s the penguins name?
Lemmy.
Lemmy Kowalski, the famous musician-engineer??
No, Lemmy Kilmister.
Yes, that was the “musician” part of the reference. The engineer part was to bring it back to bird form.
Tux
Short for Tuxiodore? Tuxilliansen? Tuxander the Great?
(T)orvalds (U)ni(X)
Pingu?
Noot noot motherfucker
Cardigan
How do I change the language to EN-US on redstar os?
You don’t. It’s designed to be unchagable. Only the supreme leader can change that.
🫡
sudo = supreme leader do
In the locale picker it’s called YEE-HAW not EN-US 👍
Follow up: how to change to french on templeOS?
You have to recode the kernel in french.
Recompile le kernel
Oui.
What is a bootloader and why would anyone want to load boots?
Which one is it?
“Ask me anything about it and I’ll try to answer”
OR
“Ask me anything about IT and I’ll try to answer”
Take your pick, I’m feeling generous today.
What does IT stands for?
Intense Trauma
Inconsistent Transvestites
Internet Terror
Intergalactic Terrorist
What doesn’t it stand for?
I’m sorry, move on.
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ups and downs.
Or tops and bottoms I may say
It’s the name of a famous novel:
Intelligent Transsexuals
The clown
Touché! I was thinking Information Technology, but you win with Pennywise twist.
What are programmer socks?
They’re socks that programmers usually wear when they’re out, not programming, because everyone needs socks when they go out. But, programmers felt underappreciated if their socks are called just like everyone elses socks, so they changed their name by adding programmer in front.
They are soft material artifacts that protect and warm up the programmer’s feet.
Programming-improving device
So someone suggested to me that Linux is amazing for gaming.
I decided to split boot and installed Mint and attempted to play Forza Horizon 5. It literally runs like a potato. Also my Logitech steering wheel doesn’t work and has major input lag.
Since you know so little about Linux, my question is what are you having for dinner?
I’d like you to guess which one of these is fake:
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How do I install Hyprland on NixOS using Flakes?
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How do I install systemd-dispatcher on Void Linux RC?
They are both fake. Neither of them show up any results on google searches.
You’re good. I know one of these is definitely real, but the other one is plausible enough to make me think both are real
If you didn’t tell me one of these were fake I would never have questioned it.
Not OP but I know which one is fake because I remember actually doing the other one haha
…Neither?
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