Answering the age old question…

  • Marthirial@lemmings.world
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    10 months ago

    The whole point of having a man hose is not to sit or squat. Now if you don’t know how to piss without making a mess, that’s another issue.

    • verysoft@kbin.social
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      10 months ago

      Well, the whole point of a ‘man hose’ is for reproductive purposes, but maybe you haven’t figured that out yet.

    • model_tar_gz@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      Make sure to aggressively piss in the loudest way possible to assert your dominant masculinity. If Carla’s roommate on the other side of the house can’t hear you, you need more kegels.

    • Spzi@lemm.ee
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      10 months ago

      How reductionist. You ignored that you have a brain, too. This comment section discusses the topic if you’re unaware of reasons.

        • Coreidan@lemmy.world
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          10 months ago

          I did

          Most definitely not.

          When you do, pissing like a bitch is so inconvenient.

          So is cleaning up your piss mess. Considering you still live your parents I’d imagine it’s your mommy that cleans your piss up.