• Deceptichum@kbin.social
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      10 months ago

      Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
      And Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s black knight
      And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie
      And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
      Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
      Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
      Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
      Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
      All came out of nowhere lightning fast
      And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass

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        10 months ago

        It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw

        With civilians looking on in total awe

        Well the fight raged on for a century

        Many lives were claimed, but eventually

        A champion stood, the rest saw their better

        Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

        Edit: formatting