You know god damn well she’s not gonna order a Jesus at all and just nibble at yours.
I recall seeing an item on a menu once that said something like “girlfriend’s not hungry: an extra long fork, $0.00” or “the freeloader: extra long fork, $0.00”
ive seen one like that added a bit more fries lol
There’s a guaraná flavored soda in brazil called “Jesus”, so this makes perfect sense to me.
Jesus, I’m parched.
someone to hear your prayers
someone who cares
Just reach out and touch Faith.
cayers
Always go with the personal jesus. Everyone can get one tailored to their own taste and there’s no worry about leaving anyone out or having to follow his teachings and shit. My dad wants an anchovy jesus that lets him be a racist, while my buddy wants a pepperoni jesus that lets him cheat on his wife while justifying it to himself. Personal jesus makes all of this possible.
are we talkin hollow jesus, or solid?
the hollow ones always seem to taste better
Chicago style deep dish Jesus.
Needs more Jesus.
The Cheesus Jesus is under the tomato sauce. Lurking.
you can find jesus within
I thought he was like pull-apart bread
he’s a cracker
Nah, you’ve got him confused with Supply-Side Jesus.
Trans-substantiation means that he levens in your stomach.
I mean that’s basically just Eucharist.
Well, you know it’s not just how hungry you are, It’s A Matter Of Time.
Don’t forget to get Jesus juice.
Just saw them live and it was an incredible concert. Highly recommended if you can attend their present tour
Rachelle smirks like Nicolas Cage
“I’m gonna steal the Jesus statue of Rio de Janeiro.”
And just put it on her lawn.
Ugh, people who get Jesus for the table and then to pawn it off are the worst. Like at least get something interesting if you’re gonna try and push it on someone
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