I mean technically Santa was a notable party to a major doctrinal synod on the theological nature of the Trinity, not exactly biblical in a literal sense but going down in history for cold clocking an archbishop for arguing that the father is the son’s greater since he begat the son IMO qualifies you to be considered a prominent part of the theology of your religion.
Oh yes, because xmas trees, Santa and reindeer are heavy themes in the Bible…
Santa died for our sins
You didn’t hear it from me, but word on the street is Jesus faked his death and has been living under the false identity of Santa.
Dang, no wonder he can do it all in one night. It finally makes sense!
So that whole bit of dead for three days was basically just really good dope.
The Bible was written by dyslexics. It’s actually about dogs and Santa.
I want that on a t-shirt.
Okay but Santa is just a prophet. We should put him upside down.
Santa/Sinterklaas is based on a Christian bishop and patron Saint who is attributed with giving gifts in secret.
Seriously. Christmas has become ~85% secularized in the US.
Of course it is - its a commercial holiday and they wanna sell to everyone
To me Xmas is not a religious event. The midnight mass is religious. But the whole bit with Santa, the tree, and the presents. No.
Also Jesus was born during tax season, not the winter solstice.
I mean technically Santa was a notable party to a major doctrinal synod on the theological nature of the Trinity, not exactly biblical in a literal sense but going down in history for cold clocking an archbishop for arguing that the father is the son’s greater since he begat the son IMO qualifies you to be considered a prominent part of the theology of your religion.