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minus-squareDr. Coomer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28arrow-down1·1 year agoWrong, Google maps can track him and I’ve heard him in the middle on the night.
minus-squarei_love_FFT@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up39·1 year agoGoogle map is late to the game. NORAD has radars and has been doing it for much longer. Due to the uncertainty principle, they can know where he’s going or where he is, but not both at the same time.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 year agoWe can’t measure Santa at all if we don’t want to have an effect on Santa. This is dangerous territory.
minus-squareSemi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoSG1 is probably helping track Santa since he’s quantum
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 year agoThe problem with Santa Tracker is that he only visits like 20 cities accross the globe. I live in bumfuck nowhere and I still get presents. That’s how I know that Google is lying.
Wrong, Google maps can track him and I’ve heard him in the middle on the night.
Google map is late to the game. NORAD has radars and has been doing it for much longer.
Due to the uncertainty principle, they can know where he’s going or where he is, but not both at the same time.
We can’t measure Santa at all if we don’t want to have an effect on Santa. This is dangerous territory.
SG1 is probably helping track Santa since he’s quantum
The problem with Santa Tracker is that he only visits like 20 cities accross the globe.
I live in bumfuck nowhere and I still get presents. That’s how I know that Google is lying.