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minus-squareSpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25arrow-down1·9 个月前Can’t go to hell from suicide if someone kills you
minus-squaremommykink@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up37arrow-down1·9 个月前True but unfortunately his pants were 2% elastane so he will, in fact, still be going to hell
minus-squarewreckedcarzz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 个月前That’s why I never wear pants at all! See?
minus-squareOmgpwnies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 个月前Kirkland signature stretchy jeans are the GOAT. If I’m going to hell, at least I’ll be wearing comfy pants
minus-squareidunnololz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down2·9 个月前Oh sht. The cops were the good guys all along. They’re angels sent by God to take us all to heaven 🙏🙏🙏 /s (I’m going to vomit from having to type that)
minus-squareSpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·9 个月前Truly a big brain move by god
Can’t go to hell from suicide if someone kills you
True but unfortunately his pants were 2% elastane so he will, in fact, still be going to hell
That’s why I never wear pants at all! See?
Kirkland signature stretchy jeans are the GOAT. If I’m going to hell, at least I’ll be wearing comfy pants
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Oh sht. The cops were the good guys all along. They’re angels sent by God to take us all to heaven 🙏🙏🙏
/s (I’m going to vomit from having to type that)
Truly a big brain move by god