As somebody who has worked in nuclear plants and dealt with contamination hazards, this is the most unsurprising and obvious non-news that I have ever seen. “CONTAMINATION HAZARD HAS CONTAMINATED A MAN THAT WAS MESSING WITH IT” like jesus christ.

“Does this smell radioactive to you?”

Classic Horshack:

Up your nose with a Uranium Rod!

believe it or not, but there’s radiation in other parts of the plant as well

He was supposed to “look after it” and not “eat it out”.