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Hot take (I’ll accept my downward facing arrows, thank you), but people regularly vastly overestimate the safety and docility of “regular” dogs too
You’re absolutely correct. Any dog over about 10kg has the power to cause serious injury, especially to a child or other dog/pet. Greyhounds have a horrendous prey drive and will eat your cat in 2 seconds flat
I tried to rehabilitate a dangerous dog and failed and now find myself with another one (thankfully MUCH less prone to biting). “regular” dogs are one abusive/neglectful adolescence away from being unsafe
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Humans too
That has more to do with owners than breeding.
Both, for sure.
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With the notable exception of pitbulls.
Pitbulls also have the issue of being abused at higher rates then other breeds. It’s not all genetic
It’s not all genetic, just largely so.
https://www.forbes.com/advisor/legal/dog-attack-statistics-breed/#sources
You’re half correct.
Pitbulls, Staffordshire terriers, Bullies etc, are all variations of same or similar breeds. These breeds are viewed as ‘tough’ and are treated and trained as such by their owners. They also aren’t treated like family dogs by these people who buy them for their tough image either.
You get a few generations like this, a couple idiots who don’t desex or seperate their dogs on heat and you’ve got the beginning of a problem.
I’m Australian and in animal control, bull breeds are always number 1 for attacks every year but working breeds are VERY close behind, think Cattledog, Kelpie, German Shepherd etc.
If you look at the skewed breed ownership statistics, there Staffys and Bull breeds get a bad wrap from being incredibly popular and very poorly taken care of.
Gotta love when they don’t bother to normalize their statistics so it’s basically just a question of human population density.
Pitbulls, bull terriers, Staffordshire terriers etc are no worse than other dogs. I work in animal control, it’s a big misconception.
No. They just often have shit owners who either want them to be aggressive or habe no ideas about dogs but think pitbulls are cool
If only regular people could id pitbulls. No really it hard for average people to do that. Really compromises all our data.
If they don’t kill you, they may steal your baby.
And the media and courts will ruin the next 20 years of your life as we harass you over your dead baby.
Meanwhile dipshits on the Internet laugh about your dead baby 30 years later.
Have you ever considered people make the joke because of Seinfeld and no inherent knowledge of the actual situation that took place in Australia?
I came to the comments expecting Seinfeld references and am only just now learning it was a real thing.
As do most people. Deceptichum is just unable to grasp a concept like time. Or that not everyone who lived in that era even knows it’s a real thing.
And a lot of us who were around in the 90s also used “gay” as a casual pejorative without really understanding it. It wasn’t right then and it’s not right now and most of us grew up and realized that.
The key is thinking, “dang, that’s messed up actually” and changing. Not “it’s just a joke, geez people are so sensitive.”
You joked about how half of US states outside of the cities aren’t worth visiting. You joked about how everyone in Florida is crazy. Is that not messed up, generalizing whole groups of people like that? Or are the jokes about people you disagree with ok?
Using Gay as a negative is bad… because it impacts a whole group of people. We aren’t directly making fun of the kid specifically, but joking about the situation. Making a joke about the kid, wrong. Obviously. Joking about a dingo eating a baby? Funny. Because it’s not about a person or who they were, but about a shitty situation.
Get off your high horse. Take a joke.
I said “Florida is looking sketch lately”, which anybody paying attention to DeSantis should recognize, and I stand by that most US states outside of cities and parks are largly undifferentiated swaths of farm and suburb with no unique reason to pick one over another. Neither is a joke, nor are they about whole groups of people.
You aren’t joking about the situation, you’re parroting a joke written after Lindy was pardoned. It’s a tired Australian go-to reference like “throw a shrimp on the barbie” but instead of just being inaccurate and a stereotype it’s also rooted in a specific and very personal tragedy.
Decades later authorities determined a dingo really ate the baby
A murder investigation in the NT is like a blind guy looking for his sunglasses
Have you ever considered, even without contemporary context, you’re still making a joke about a real life baby being killed?
You can make jokes about anything you want, as long as it’s funny.
I never understand this argument. How does humor come before empathy to some people? How could having a giggle ever overrule a tragedy? There’s coping with pain through humor, but if it’s not your pain, it just seems juvenile and insensitive.
Because Humor can be coping mechanism also for stuff there are not involved with. Some people need to laugh at tragedy.
Edit: you are saying “not your pain” as if empathy does not exist. We sometimes need to distance ourselves from tragedy and some do this with humor.
I’m not downvoting you because that’s a valid question I don’t have an answer for. All I know is, I stand by my statement, because it’s been proven to me time and time again.
You realize humans have made jokes about terrible things, pretty much since language was invented? And that making light of horrible situations is a coping mechanism?
Woah, sorry Mr. Sensitive pants. How do people know it’s a real life baby?
Care to write out a list of all the things society can’t joke about?
Needing a list of things to treat with care and not joke about is a new level of lack of social awareness.
Oi, you fukn wot m8?
I work in tech sales. If I didn’t have “social awareness” I’d be terrible at my job. Joking about shit that’s dark is a human response to things we sometimes view as uncomfortable. It sucks that a kid died from being attacked by dingos. It probably wasn’t the first time it happened, and probably won’t be the last. 9/11 was a national tragedy, but we still joke about that too. Far more than dingo ate your baby jokes. Do the deaths of 3000 people not equal one baby? Or is there some strange math problem where 1 baby, but only when eaten by a dingo, is somehow more sad (and less jokey) than all those deaths?
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40 years :( sorry
Alright then, let’s extrapolate, 40 years?
In the year 2033
Ain’t gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lie
Everything you think, do and say is in the pill you took todayI appreciate the reference
I see it as the same as the saying “If it’s brown, lay down. If it’s black, fight back. If it’s white, goodnight” when referring to what to do when around bears. Yes it is comedic and yes it is referring to being mauled to death by a polar bear. Sure there’s an argument to be made about being insensitive to the victims of polar bear maulings but that’s not the purpose of the statement. “dingo ate my baby” is pretty clear cut on the meaning. Don’t leave your baby alone where it can be eaten by a dingo, some people will find that funny because it kind of is ridiculous and horrific that this actually happened.
Nobody has been thrown in jail and dragged through a media circus over a polar bear mauling. Lindy and Michael Chamberlain had their lives ruined after a traumatic loss. It’s not the same.
You know that’s a true story, right?
Lady lost a kid.
Tropic Thunder may have taught me that, but I’ll never not picture RDJ disguised as a dude playing another dude when I hear it.
What do you mean you people?
What do you mean you people!?
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This is actually something being debated in Australia. Until a few years ago, Dingoes were considered the same species as the regular dog Canis familiaris. Recent DNA studies have shown them to be distinct, however. So now there’s Canis dingo. Only, Dingoes can interbreed with the regular dog, which normally is the test for them being the same species. Maybe that makes them a subspecies?
So, yeah - even we don’t know what they are. If they were raised by humans, they are happy friendly doggos. If in the wild, then they’re dingoes.
It depends if their progeny can reproduce. A male donkey and a female horse can make a mule but mules are sterile.
Blue heelers are half dingo I believe.
They are not, it’s just some breed representation thing, and they certainly look more dingoey than a Jack Russel, but at least in the United States, it’s likely to be trace amounts. Source, I own two, but admittedly neither have had any sort of genetic test so I guess my hearsay is as good as yours…I should find out, I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if they had up to a quarter dingo somehow.
No I just mean in general, the Australian cattle dog was originally created by crossing herding breeds (mostly speckled collies) with the native dingo. The collies couldn’t handle the heat so they introduced a breed that was capable of doing so.
If you do a genetics test it’ll just show them as being “Australian cattle dog” cause that’s what the genetic markers are identified as now.
Right, but they’re no longer half dingo after the multitude of generations has passed in whichever pedigree, because for whichever innate temperament traits you might desire, along with the inability to selectively breed for physical ones with a wild dog, you wouldn’t take a second generation heeler and cross a dingo back in just to keep the percentage up. I don’t honestly know the whole history but it’s conceivable that enough of the original breed starters contained sufficient “dingo” to keep the content up.
I thought I had read that one of the various tests…wisdom panel maybe…was providing results indicating wild crosses, including dingo. My thinking was that any significant percentage would show, but time will tell, since we have whichever brand that was, and just need to collect and run the sample.
Not that simple. Brown bears and polar bears produce fertile offspring, as do bison and cattle, and the false killer whale with a bottlenose dolphin. (Far from an exhaustive list)
It’s generally a useful definition but it isn’t a “rule”.
I didn’t know 1957 was only a few years ago
In the scale of human lives, no. In the scale of human history, yeah. In the scale of planetary or universal history… it was a few seconds ago.
So Australia just had evil stray dogs that adapted to the extreme Australian environment like every other evil thing in Australia, meanwhile in Russia you got stray dogs riding public transportation and learning to scavenge and beg. It’s all the environment.
You’re a dumb cunt.
Wolves are also nice doggos when raised by humans.
B…but…if not friends why friendshaped???
Don’t go to Tasmania either.
Look at this cute guy!
I want to hold him and pet him and love him and- OH FUCK!
That thing looks like a devil.
And indeed that’s what it is. Of the Tasmanian variety.
Ah yes the ones that spin around real fast and make a miniature tornado.
Aww, he’s yawning 😍
incomprehensible noises and spitting intensify
Would pet.
And it would be the last time you would pet anything with that arm again.
Yeah ngl that thing looks ugly as hell
🤣 Nothing about either picture of that looks cute. It looks like a monster rat.
And you haven’t even seen them in action https://youtu.be/H9IK-HEdaXg?t=761
Holy shit, that looks so much like my Shiba
That’s a content dog, right there.
You might say that OP is a content creator
Lol nice.
Everything in Australia can kill you
Exhibit A: one of our children’s TV presenters
But can those things deal with the aussie spoyders?
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Any wild creature bigger than a rat is an animal you should be cautious of. I mean, I wouldn’t pet a wild rat, either, but I’m also not afraid one will attack and kill me.
Wild dog packs roam lots of countries in south-east Asia. Don’t fucking go near them. They will try to seperate you from other humans and take you down for a snack.
So weird though when you see, like, a golden retriever in their ranks. The urge to go pet them is too strong. I did a lot of catching myself walking towards them when I was in thailand.
The first half of your comment was good and then it devolved into nonsense. Thai street dogs don’t eat people, the amount of fucking rubbish strewn everywhere keeps them fed.
Now will they bite you? Of course, it’s a dog.
Even a rat bite can have extremely nasty side effects
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Well there fleas give you plague so not petting them is not enough.
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But thet cute uwu
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they’re*
Edit: I took another look at the above comment and I think “there” or “their” both work here. I don’t ever recall seeing a sentence where that was true and my mind is a little blown.
Say /s right now
(i had to look at it twice but I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to be their, not they’re lol)
Yes that’s correct. Not saying /s because I don’t think it’s needed here.
Edit: see my edit in my previous comment
Fair enough, that was supposed to be a meme opener just so I could comment, but I deleted the /s right before the opening parentheses, and now I’m worried I came off like a complete asshole to you! My apologies! I meant that in a joking meme tone, not in a tell you what to do way! Sorry about that!
Ohh! I see what you did there. I don’t think tone is conveyed well through text, especially to me lol. I appreciate the clarification.
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I don’t think I’d be too afraid of a raccoon either though
You should be. They may not be able to mortally wound you but they’ll definitely give you rabies.
A raccoon can absolutely mortally wound you. We’re just fleshy bags of blood and they have nasty sharp claws. A slash in the right spot could be fatal
Well, if we’re considering “right-spot” scenarios then basically anything can kill you.
How could a worm kill you, or a cricket, Mr. Scientist?!?
I could probably figure out a way to choke on both
I had a dingo. RIP Lucy girl
Is that the dogs name or your child’s name?
I’m scared. If it can fool Andy Warhol it can fool me.
I had to look up if Warhol was killed by dingoes. For the also curious, he was not.
A dingo ate my babby.
That actually happened and the media ridiculing the woman was a second tragedy.
I did not know that. Dang that was a messed up read. https://www.snopes.com/articles/366073/dingo-ate-my-baby-quote/
You know that’s a true story? Lady lost a kid. You’re about to cross some fuckin’ lines.
CAN I PET THAT DAWG!?
Can I pet that DAAAAWGH?!?!??
Why friend shape if not friend?
Maybe these are those skinwalkers my Australian friend talks about…
Nah that’s not them, you’ll know a skinwalker when you see one.
On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a friendly dingo!
On the internet nobody is friendly nor a dingo
Many people are a dingus, tho
That shit’s dingo.
