psy32nd@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months agoBreak my phone if she ain'tlemmy.worldimagemessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up1437arrow-down126
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minus-squaretourist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up57·11 months agoI’ll happily take a state appointed surveillance gf “He’s got a bunch of ebooks for improvised munitions and amphetamine synthesis, but he’s way too fucking stupid and lazy to do anything with it. Please dear god can you take me off this assignment”
minus-squareRolando@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·11 months ago"“Oh God he’s looking at memes again…”
minus-squareSocsa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoMe, training in counterintelligence my entire life just in case I ever get a date:
Eh, I’ll take it at this point…
I’ll happily take a state appointed surveillance gf
“He’s got a bunch of ebooks for improvised munitions and amphetamine synthesis, but he’s way too fucking stupid and lazy to do anything with it. Please dear god can you take me off this assignment”
"“Oh God he’s looking at memes again…”
Me, training in counterintelligence my entire life just in case I ever get a date: