Me at 4am laying in bed thinking about exactly how I’m going to divvy up the $100M I’m left with after taxes in an imaginary lottery win

Knowing my luck I’d win the lottery where they stone you to death for winning.

I won once.

-“Genie, when I used my wish and did win the lottery, I was thinking of like the lottery where you win a lot, not any lottery.”

You’ve said the word “lottery”. I am now obligated to mention that one thread where someone details exactly why you shouldn’t win the lottery, and what to do in the unfortunate event that you do.

Sorry for linking to the hard-r.