I like pooping. Sometimes I think it goes too fast, I never want the feeling to end. Like every bad thing is leaving my body

  • Ragincloo@lemmy.one
    2·
    11 months ago

    No I hate it, it’s uncomfortable it smells and it leaves me defenseless (that last issue started after watching Jurassic Park when the lawyer gets eaten)

    • ares35@kbin.social
      2·
      11 months ago

      sounds like you need a dog to be your poop buddy. you guard for them when you’re out on walks, they stand guard for you in the can.

    • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
      1·
      11 months ago

      This is why I am a proponent of bathroom artillery. A nice howitzer to keep you able to defend yourself against any likely threat.