My kids only eat the dog. They rip off and discard the delicious corn coating like it’s a banana peel. Why don’t we just offer them regular hot dogs, you ask? We do, but “they don’t taste the same.” Monsters. So now we don’t buy corn dogs because I’m not paying corn dog prices for hot dog meals.
You check the ingredients? Corn dogs are often chicken sausages, whereas normal hot dogs are usually beef/pork?
I imagine you gotta get that hint of sweet and gritty leftover corn wrap, too, though. And the crunchy bit at the bottom. It’s a delicacy that’s hard to re-create.
We tried to make our own corn dogs, thinking that would be cheaper for them to destroy, but they didn’t like them.
Yea, my husband has tried different types of hotdogs, but hasn’t had any luck with them
Fun fact: the term for corn dog in Japan is America dog.
TIL 🌈
try the nekked hot dogs on a stick for the kids. just tell 'em you took the ‘gross skin’ off already for them.
Tried it. Even tried making my own batter that I then rip off. It’s not the same was the response.
That is when you start giving them regular hotdogs and tell them they were pealed corndogs.
They won’t eat them. So corn dogs/hot dogs just aren’t on the menu anymore.
Is that like, just a really shitty scotch egg?
now that I think about it, yeah, pretty much
No mustard? Fuck that, I’m out.
I will certainly regret eating seven sticks, though.
7’s the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that’s the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin’ on a branch, eatin’ lots of sunflowers on my uncle’s ranch. You know that old children’s tale from the sea. It’s like you’re dreamin’ about Gorgonzola cheese when it’s clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
No, officer, it’s “Hi, how are you?” not “How high are you?”…
Can I? Because I want to.
Why am I suddenly craving olives?
Right? 30 to 40 olives to be precise
Dammit, now I’m craving seven corndogs!
Gross. Nine is where it’s at
Cooking up seven corndogs seems like more effort than making a quick meal.
I don’t even have a corndog cooker.
You are not supposed to make them. Just eat 7 of them.
If I’m going to the trouble of picking corn and catching a dog, I’m not going to eat them raw like some heathen.
Oven works fine. Though at that point a frozen pizza or frozen anything would be better.
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An air fryer is a game changer. Unbelievably convenient for preparing 7 corndogs and other lazy meals like grilled salmon filet and asparagus.
I’ve heard this… I have a massive dehydrator for jerky and dog treats, and yet I have no kitchen appliances lol. Maybe I should adult more and splash out.
Look, it’s not like you have to chop an onion.
Literally just the microwave it doesn’t get easier haha
Yeah Mr Moneybags where would I even get 7 corndogs?
I’m no American, but I’m assuming they’re using cornmeal in that batter. I can’t eat cornmeal and will certainly regret it.
Just eat the sticks then.
Thanks for an actual meal tip! I’ll try
Rawdogging seven corndogs
Rawdog?! They’re cornbreaded for your pleasure!
Your supposed to deepfry them rawdogs
I always eat the stick. It’s a good source of fiber.
Just put them in your mouth.
This meme lies. I followed its instructions and ate 7 corn dogs including the stick and now I have a belly ache.
Also, I’m pooping blood. Is that normal?
How many corn dogs would you say you eat a day?