Intruder came in yelling “where’s Nancy!?” and hit Pelosi’s husband with a hammer. Agent 47 possibly? This shit is crazy, I know the Lenin quote about weeks and decades happening and shit, but holy cow this is too many weeks in a row, can someone full-on Minecraft Schumer or DeSantis next lmao
Remember those rumors about Xi being couped in China, because he hadn’t made any public appearances for a while?
Turns out he was in San Francisco setting this up.
Wonder if it will be our time’s archduke Ferdinand, our fire in Reichstag?
Dude breaks in on the one day Nancy isn’t in town and couldn’t figure that out? Then elderly husband gets hit with a hammer and will make a full recovery? The family that were already targeted with obviously fake graffiti?
I hate that this shitty ass imperialist hegemon makes me question everything I hear lol
For real though. You go after a politician? You dont miss.
Tell that to Teddy Roosevelt, FDR, Eisenhower, Reagan, Ford, and Lincoln. All survived assassination attempts.
Lincoln, famous survivor of assassination.
I have a feeling this will not be the last physical attack on a Western politician for the next few months
I’m amazed Klaus Schwab hasn’t been found dead in a dumpster yet.
Give it some time
