• ladicius@lemmy.world
      224·
      10 months ago

      Had one girlfriend that had an orgasm every few minutes by fucking, fingering, getting eaten out, masturbation… Basically every kind of sex made her come immediately. She really was a miracle. One day she came 40 times in a row. I counted intentionally that day because I was wondering how often she could come. We only stopped that day because I was completely done and exhausted and drained.

      She felt great and wanted to continue.

          • MaggiWuerze@feddit.de
            4·
            10 months ago

            Yeah, it’s tough when no matter how much you try it just won’t happen. Had a girlfriend once that seemed to actively avoid getting there, she would clench her highs around my hand so I couldn’t move anymore and stuff like that every time she got close

  • Matthew@lemmy.ca
    506·
    10 months ago

    I used to be a woman, so I’d say I freak out and then I’d be depressed lol

  • Death_Equity@lemmy.world
    412·
    10 months ago

    Masturbate, max out my credit cards on clothes and same-day sex toys, body hair removal, stab myself in the eye with mascara and eyeliner pencil, book tubal ligation, get period stopping birth control, septum ring, mani-pedi, smash gashes with lasses, fuck myself sore.

    Day 2 would be a self-care day of cozy sweaters, cocoa, movies, and trying to vibrate my clit off.

    • BabyWah@lemmy.world
      7·
      10 months ago

      You really get it lol. Also, hope you don’t wake up on the first day of the periods. Or the 3 days before. Or the 5 days during the period and 2 days after :)

      • Death_Equity@lemmy.world
        31·
        10 months ago

        Day one waking up with an axe wound would not be a great start. I’d probably just have to try out the massage setting on the showerhead and shove some paper towels up there. Then put on sweatpants and a hoodie then run to the store to pickup midol, period supplies, ugly underwear, chocolate, and a vibrator.

        • BabyWah@lemmy.world
          1·
          10 months ago

          I can only describe my periods this way: like someone is twisting a serrated knife constantly in your belly (uterus). Up and down, left, right, up and down… It doesn’t stop for 3 days straight…I’m really looking forward to menopause…no amount of painkillers help. But the chocolate and nice people does :)

  • key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish
    301·
    10 months ago

    Panic. I’d immediately wonder if I suffered a stroke in the middle of the night that makes me think I changed. Or if I did magically change, did other people’s memories change too? I’d check my ID, birth certificate, any other paperwork, even old pictures for signs of gender. Figure out a way to indirectly ask a family member. Try to tell if my pets recognize me or are treating me like a stranger.

    I’d have to text out sick from work as long as possible because I wouldn’t know how to explain my sudden difference in voice and appearance. I’d be too busy panicking over what happened and trying to reevaluate everything I know about myself. Am I gay now? Am I trans now? Do all my interests stay the same? My socialization as a child didn’t change and it’s nurture not nature, right? Are my genetics different? Am I prone to different health risks now? Am I still me or did asgardian aliens put my memories in a clone body and mess up a chromosome?

    If I don’t change back I’ll start doing research into legally changing gender and coming up with a story to tell everyone who knew me. I live in an area that’s fairly pro-trans so at least I wouldn’t have to face insurmountable legal hurdles to get a name and ID swap. At some point I’d consider HRT to go back, but that can take so long (especially because I’d sound insane if I explained what happened) I’d realistically have to transition both directions legally, which I imagine would be its own hell.

    Eventually I’d calm down enough to explore myself physically.

    • Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world
      12·
      10 months ago

      Sounds like the most thought out response. I sometimes wonder how many cis folk are cis because they have a gender identity solidly planted in the cultural and phenotypic sex of their body and how many are cis because they really don’t have a strong underlying preference so whatever their body is it would not cause them any real discomforts.

      I definitely know folk who I suspect fit both of these models. Those cis folk who experience gender euphoria are sometimes not very subtle about it.

      • Fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
        5·
        10 months ago

        I believe I’m the latter in this unauthorized and unofficial poll.

        I’m a lot more attached to my sexuality than my gender. I am definitely attracted to women. I am a man because it’s more convenient for me to be a man however. I have thought about whether I’m NB due to my indifference, but then I rethink my thoughts and notice

        I am a man […]

        and just decide to stop there, I don’t have to care about the “because”. I’m a keep it simple stupid kinda person.

      • Bizarroland@kbin.social
        4·
        10 months ago

        That’s an interesting thought.

        Back when I was five or seven if I suddenly one day woke up as a girl I probably would have had a massive panic attack and freaked out for a day and after some therapy and time to process I would have just been like, “oh okay well I guess I’m a girl now”.

        Nowadays other than the fact that it would cause ripple effects throughout my life that I can’t even possibly predict, i wouldn’t even care that much. Oh shit, dick fell off.

  • RampageDon@lemmy.ml
    21·
    10 months ago

    Does everyone else I know remember me as male and now I am female or am I waking up in a world where this is normal for everyone but me?