MTG is known for her extra-marital affairs which got her divorced.
It’s literally always projection with these losers.
Eww, there’s multiple people who want to have sex with MTG‽
Shes rich. Handed some construction buisness by her parents/grandparents. Apprently also owned the gym where most of the people she was fucking worked out.
So like most shitty people : money.
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Don’t put your dick in crazy.
Imagine having to make child support payment to her? Imagine having tovhave co-parenting conversations and kid swaps and stuff.
Hypothetically, that’s less of a concern if you stick with anal and properly dispose of your condoms.
You say that, but anal is precisely how MTG was created.
In Germany we have the expression “Arschlochkind” (literally: asshole child) and I think that’s beautiful.
It’s always a great idea to stick your dick in crazy.
Crazy in the head is crazy in the bed!
Not wrong. The crazy chick I dated in college was so much better in bed then the normal ones I went with since then. It honestly kind of ruined my expectations…
Yeah.
Marry a nice catholic girl and keep a crazy one with tattoos and daddy issues on the side.
Yep. They do that.
Let’s not kink-shame.
That’s not a kink, that’s a cry for help.
I hate both of these cunts, but what’s wrong with having bunches of sex? It’s not like Boebert is married.
You’re not supposed to enjoy sex if you’re a Republican.
You’re not supposed to enjoy sex if you’re a woman.
You’re not supposed to enjoy if you’re a Republican
No time for happy. Only angry and afraid. —Republican Manifesto
You’re supposed to stop and shame everyone else’s enjoyment.
Nothing wrong with it but maybe she shouldn’t have joined a club where the members have a pathological hatred of women.
And then he spent the next 7 years sucking Trump off.
IDK. If you read the tweet in a BDSM light it all becomes clear…
I don’t think that’s what he meant, but it’s funnier
With Lindsey Graham, there’s a solid 90% chance that’s what he meant.
TWO trailer park girls go round the outside,
round the outside,
round the outside…
Waiting for one of them to challenge the other, “Cash me ousside, howbow dah?”
A reference in a reference. Reference-ception
And then a third pop culture reference thrown in at the end. A triple whammy
Throwback like WHOA
That seems a bit highbrow for these two, no?
Whenever I see MTG I think Magic the Gathering and get very confused
I think they’ve also trashed her.
Same almost, I think about MTGox
I often have the opposite experience and get mildly triggered until I realize the headline is for a card game discussion.
Magic the gathering is doing WHAT?!?
It’s a new mechanic, trash a whore card puts it on the bottom of your discard pile, but if there are enough non-whore creatures above it in your discard, it gets resummoned, tapped.
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And here comes Boebert with the folding chair
she SLAMMED her
I’m pretty sure she meant it in a collegial sense, as in “peer” or “fellow traveler”.
Lmao, she also called her a “bitch/ little bitch” for “copying” her articles of impeachment. Boebert defended herself by saying she never read it, which is also hilarious, because she voted on it.
"According to two sources that saw the exchange and a third familiar with the matter, the back and forth began when Boebert approached Greene—then seated in the chamber—and confronted her over “statements you made about me publicly.” All three of the sources said Greene called Boebert a “bitch.” One of the sources said Greene called her “a little bitch.”
According to two of the sources, Greene then stood up and alleged that Boebert “copied my articles of impeachment,” to which the Colorado lawmaker fired back that she hadn’t even read Greene’s resolution."
https://www.thedailybeast.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-calls-boebert-a-little-bitch-on-the-house-floor
I would PAY to have good c-span footage of that.
Boebert defended herself by saying never read it, which is also hilarious, because she voted on it.
This is actually believable.
Hateful people sometimes get tired of hating scapegoats and take some time to hate each other. It’s like high school mean girls picking one of their own off from the herd.
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Why are we giving these two attention
Because they’re the best kind of political opponents
Large Marge is projecting
Can’t they just fuck and put it up for sale all ready
I wouldn’t watch it even if you pay me, but I will fight to my death to protect your right to watch.
I will fight to my death to protect your right to watch.
I don’t believe you. I’m calling you on it.
Alright alright you caught me. Best I can do is a raised eyebrow and a disapproving yawn.
In the words of Londo Mollari: Ladies, ladies please…continue.
How many Centurions does it take to change a lightbulb?
*Centauri
Just one. But in the old days of the Republic, ten thousand slaves would change ten thousand light bulbs at our slightest whim!
