• CosmicTurtle@lemmy.worldOP
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      Anytime big corporations say this, I just kind of laugh and say, “So…you have nothing to hide, right?”

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        It reminds me of a kid telling their parents not to check on something because they know they’ll get in trouble.

        • Tak@lemmy.ml
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          Of a kid? Were you that kid? Lol I know I was that dumbass kid on many occasions.

          My nephew was completely convinced that when he lied his nose would grow like Pinocchio’s so when he lied he’d cover his nose.

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            Out of nowhere, my kid would say “No poop” and start backing away. Obviously, he was full of shit just like these ISPs.

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          Me: Where did you put it?

          My son: runs to the spot and stands in the way, so i can’t see

          Me: checkmate!