I am also in support of banning Viagra as a performance enhancing drug.
Also ban glasses while we are at it. If god wanted you to see them tiddies he wouldn’t have made you near-sighted. Amen 🙌
I worry you are incentivizing them to just put their faces closer to the boobies
It’s anti-natural.
narrator: please don’t place a ring in a woman’s vagina people
And wedding ceremonies continue to get weirder and weirder.
Eww. Just fucking eww.
Are you supposed to, like, leave it in there or…?
Finger banging
I think he prefers the more formal term; finger blasting.
The first thing that comes to mind is… 4th finger on the left hand? Finger Blasting the V with that? He might not recognize it, but that’s a good guaranty for birth control. Plus, dude must have some weird flexibility.
Could be all of the fingers at once too
If she asks for a third finger it can be hard to avoid putting no. 4 in there. It’s either 2,3,4 or 1,3,4. 1,2,3 is awkward, and anything involving 5 but not 4 is asking for a broken pinky.
Haha omg… I tried to read this out to my wife but couldn’t keep my shit together while reading it out… completely ruined it…
🤷🏻♂️ guess you had to be there… 😂
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Oh boy! That’s my representative. I’m so proud /s
Mmmmm, yeast infection…
I guess giving your wife a life long excuse to not have sex could be seen as a positive, in this case anyway…deleted by creator
Bro, consider not everyone on the internet is a man, and also that the joke was that he literally put his ring in her vagina, so my (or even his) fingers have nothing to do with anything (because I seriously doubt he was making a reference to fingering his wife)…
It’s implied the ring is on a finger. The finger on a hand. A hand that is washed.
This might be the issue. Unless you separately wash the ring, bacteria will almost certainly remain along the edges of the ring after washing your hands.
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If infinite lemmings copied infinite links, they would eventually type the works of Shakespeare
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