Got Chatpgt to do one in the style of Murray Walker pretty funny playing it through a text to speech
"Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to what promises to be an extraordinary event as we witness a cavalcade of brave drivers ready to tackle the extensive flooding in Nottinghamshire and Leicestershire. This isn’t just a test of speed, but a true measure of skill, endurance, and the ability to adapt to Mother Nature’s mood swings!
Right from the start, we’re in for a treat! Look at those cars, they’re not just battling each other, but they’re battling the elements! The water is pouring down like the heavens have opened their floodgates, and the roads look more like rivers than anything you’d fancy driving on. But here they come, roaring like great beasts as they confront the deluge!
Car number seven, oh, he’s taking the lead! But it’s not a simple feat, not at all, because the water is up to the wheel arches. But look at him go, like a speedboat in the Monaco Grand Prix! The driver’s showing exceptional skill, navigating through the water with the agility of a ballet dancer pirouetting through Swan Lake!
But, oh no! Drama unfolds! Car number fourteen has spun, aquaplaning like a frisbee tossed across a pond! It’s a heart-stopping moment, but the driver recovers magnificently, and the crowd goes wild! They’re not just watching a race; they’re witnessing history being written in waves and splashes!
Now, into the heart of Nottinghamshire, the waters are relentless, it’s like driving through the English Channel! The drivers are showing no fear, powering through the flood like naval ships charging into battle! There’s a camaraderie among them, not just competition but a shared resolve to conquer this watery ordeal!
Leicestershire’s not giving them any respite either! The roads are treacherous, the conditions are nigh impossible, but the drivers are indomitable! They’re pushing through, creating rooster tails of water behind them! It’s not just about horsepower now; it’s about waterpower!
Wait, what’s this? Car number twenty-two is slowing down! There seems to be a problem, possibly mechanical! These conditions are a true test of man and machine, and it seems the waters have claimed their first victim. But the driver waves, his spirit unbroken, acknowledging that sometimes nature holds the trump card!
As we approach the final stretch, it’s still anyone’s race. The leaders are neck and neck, mere seconds separating them. They’re not just fighting the clock; they’re fighting the weight of the water against them, every splash and spray a challenge, every puddle a new adversary!
And here we are, the final moments! It’s a battle to the very end, the roar of the engines drowned by the crashing of the waves! They’re approaching the finish line, and it’s car number seven, yes, car number seven takes the victory! What a phenomenal display of skill, courage, and sheer unyielding determination!
Ladies and gentlemen, what we’ve witnessed today is not just extraordinary, it’s monumental! Drivers not just racing but surviving, not just competing but overcoming! This will be remembered not as a flood, but as a tide of bravery, a testament to the unbreakable human spirit and the thrill of motorsport!
From Nottinghamshire to Leicestershire, through torrents and floods, we’ve seen a spectacle that will be etched in history! To the brave drivers, we salute you! And to the indomitable spirit of motorsport, you remind us why, rain or shine, we will always keep racing!"
Just needs commentary now.
Got Chatpgt to do one in the style of Murray Walker pretty funny playing it through a text to speech
"Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to what promises to be an extraordinary event as we witness a cavalcade of brave drivers ready to tackle the extensive flooding in Nottinghamshire and Leicestershire. This isn’t just a test of speed, but a true measure of skill, endurance, and the ability to adapt to Mother Nature’s mood swings!
Right from the start, we’re in for a treat! Look at those cars, they’re not just battling each other, but they’re battling the elements! The water is pouring down like the heavens have opened their floodgates, and the roads look more like rivers than anything you’d fancy driving on. But here they come, roaring like great beasts as they confront the deluge!
Car number seven, oh, he’s taking the lead! But it’s not a simple feat, not at all, because the water is up to the wheel arches. But look at him go, like a speedboat in the Monaco Grand Prix! The driver’s showing exceptional skill, navigating through the water with the agility of a ballet dancer pirouetting through Swan Lake!
But, oh no! Drama unfolds! Car number fourteen has spun, aquaplaning like a frisbee tossed across a pond! It’s a heart-stopping moment, but the driver recovers magnificently, and the crowd goes wild! They’re not just watching a race; they’re witnessing history being written in waves and splashes!
Now, into the heart of Nottinghamshire, the waters are relentless, it’s like driving through the English Channel! The drivers are showing no fear, powering through the flood like naval ships charging into battle! There’s a camaraderie among them, not just competition but a shared resolve to conquer this watery ordeal!
Leicestershire’s not giving them any respite either! The roads are treacherous, the conditions are nigh impossible, but the drivers are indomitable! They’re pushing through, creating rooster tails of water behind them! It’s not just about horsepower now; it’s about waterpower!
Wait, what’s this? Car number twenty-two is slowing down! There seems to be a problem, possibly mechanical! These conditions are a true test of man and machine, and it seems the waters have claimed their first victim. But the driver waves, his spirit unbroken, acknowledging that sometimes nature holds the trump card!
As we approach the final stretch, it’s still anyone’s race. The leaders are neck and neck, mere seconds separating them. They’re not just fighting the clock; they’re fighting the weight of the water against them, every splash and spray a challenge, every puddle a new adversary!
And here we are, the final moments! It’s a battle to the very end, the roar of the engines drowned by the crashing of the waves! They’re approaching the finish line, and it’s car number seven, yes, car number seven takes the victory! What a phenomenal display of skill, courage, and sheer unyielding determination!
Ladies and gentlemen, what we’ve witnessed today is not just extraordinary, it’s monumental! Drivers not just racing but surviving, not just competing but overcoming! This will be remembered not as a flood, but as a tide of bravery, a testament to the unbreakable human spirit and the thrill of motorsport!
From Nottinghamshire to Leicestershire, through torrents and floods, we’ve seen a spectacle that will be etched in history! To the brave drivers, we salute you! And to the indomitable spirit of motorsport, you remind us why, rain or shine, we will always keep racing!"
Now we just need that editing on to the video!