A former Deutsche Bank executive testified this week that the German financial behemoth only agreed to make massive loans to Donald Trump because of Trump’s vast personal fortune. The problem? The bank apparently thought, based at least partly on financial statements provided by Trump, that he was far wealthier than he really was.
If all we get out of this is a public, accurate picture of Trump’s finances, I’ll be ok. I would prefer some jail time (from criminal prosecutions) but don’t want to sound vindictive or greedy.
ayo ill sound vindictive.
Let’s punch him in the cock.
Grab his dick and twist it
Twist that DIIIICK!
The oolllleee dick twist
Leave Toad out of this :(
Is…that what he calls his dick, or…?
That’s what Stormy Daniels said it looks like. :/
The story goes that they were out drinking, doing weird impressions, and toad said (in a Donald duck voice) “hey, I’m Donald Dick!” Obviously Mario and Luigi refused to let it go, and that’s been his nickname ever since. It’s also why D.K. won’t drink with them anymore, Mario is a mean drunk.
I chortled and I’ll second that!
Give ‘im the oooolllll’ Cock Punch.