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    1 year ago

    New York’s hottest restaurant is Cracker Barrel. Constructed from saltine crackers hastily arranged inside an old barrel of pilchards, this place has everything. Pancakes, eggs, that little peg game and Skeletor accidentally severing his own genitals with a firearm he brought to a chain restaurant for reasons best known to himself.